It’s my first blog and I wanted to make sure I wrote something that wasn’t stupid. Well, it still might be stupid but at least I did some research first. I peaked at the other blogs written by my colleagues here at ABC4. I started to sweat bullets wondering what I would put to paper. They always say your first words are the hardest ones. After writing packages for TV News for over 20 something years, I find that to be so true.
It did not make it easy that people near me were going stark raving nuts. For a Saturday night there is quite a bit of craziness in the newsroom. I finished my story somewhat early. But, I see editors running around, producers with the”eye of the tiger” look. It appears to be unsettling, but as usual, the show is flawless.
Okay time to write that blog. I have to play off the sentiments of my friend Chris Jones. Well, he probably doesn’t consider me a friend but we chat from time to time about immature subjects. Since I’m sometimes near his desk, I know that area is cold. However, guess what’s colder? The studio is unbearable!
For years doing radio and TV, I’ve always heard engineers tell me, “We have to keep the equipment cool.” Yah cool is fine, but why is it when I enter the studio just before news time I have flashbacks of the movie, “Ice Station Zebra.” You remember the 1968 Big-budget, all-star, action-packed adventure about an American submarine sent to the North Pole to retrieve a downed satellite which contains a roll of film.
Every time I go into that studio, I think I’m going see Rock Hudson, Ernest Borgnine and Patrick McGoohan come around the corner in a thick, fur-lined, hooded outer garment intended for artic conditions. Maybe the floor director should yell out, “Lights, cameras, parkas.”
I’m not kidding. As I got the near the studio for my live shot intro today I started to see my breath. I sat next to Terry Wood and moved his soft drink, which he always keeps in that seat. I didn’t catch the brand of the thirst-quenching concoction because the label was iced over. The bottle was frozen. I thought, "Hey Terry you want to buy some Ice Cubes." I can make a killing off this guy.
Seriously, it had to be 32 degrees in that studio. My story is still 45 seconds away as we are in the show open. I rub my hands together and complain about the cold. Wood says, “You’re a wimp.” I laugh it off as I have for the first time, visions of thermal underwear dancing through my head. I cannot believe how cold it is in this studio. The cameras have icicles hanging off them. Anthony on camera one is wearing winter gloves. Also, Johnny on prompter is wearing two coats and a Balaclava Winter Cap covering all but his eye sockets. Is he going to follow the anchor or hold the place up?
Will the equipment overheat? Not in this climate, the studio resembles Siberia. I unseal my frozen lips just in time to read my tag. Seconds later, I am out of that newsroom and running for my car. It’s 85 degrees outside and I have the heater blasting in my ride. Is this kind of cooling down of the studio necessary? I expect our station to be the subject of the next show, “Modern Marvels” on the History Channel. I can here the booth announcer saying, “Can the equipment in a Salt Lake City TV station survive sub-zero temperatures.”
As I finish off my blog I am just now thawing out. I just hope my next live shot is far from that studio. St.George anyone?